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Character Change: Balorp Hawke by millibayley Character Change: Balorp Hawke by millibayley
ETA2 YES, Balorp does exist and YES, he is HIDEOUS. Nope! There were no special mods used in making him: you can create your very own Balorp!

If you want to see Balorp, he's right HERE

For the very NSFW follow-up comic, please go HERE

ETA Thank you for all the faves/comments, everyone~! :'D

This is the last thing for today, I promise. I've been away from DA:II for too long!

Balorp is the name my brother gave to his Hawke. And he always, always without fail, creates the most hideous-beyond-comprehensible-reasoning characters there are. This one, from his game, is Balorp.
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:iconrad-pax:
Rad-Pax Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
iM SCREAMING
OH MY GOD
hawke you ugly motherfucker
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:iconstormblizzard:
stormblizzard Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
I've always wanted to do a horrible custom character and see their reaction!
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:iconkissmy-claw:
kissmy-claw Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Professional General Artist
hahaha...I readed this in your tumblr...Heart  so funny.
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:iconazureinfinity:
AzureInfinity Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh man this is still the best comic ever, hands down
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:icondreamabove101:
DreamAbove101 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Tears just tears of joy rolled down my eyes omg
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:iconneverlostneverfound:
neverlostneverfound Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist
well, good bye world.
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:iconhobbithase:
hobbithase Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:rofl: the mighty power of alcohol!
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:icondorianpavus:
DorianPavus Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014   Digital Artist
I fucking lol'd my ass off.
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:iconorifiel-m:
Orifiel-M Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
LOL. Omg, I died at the last panel!
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:iconsasheth:
Sasheth Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your Da2  strips... Are the best thing happening to me this week XD
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:iconhonigdieb:
Honigdieb Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I love this so much!
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:iconjordanlovesart4real:
JordanLovesArt4Real Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Hahaha oh god I laughed so hard, thank god my roommate's out.
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:iconbinkumuja:
BinkuMuja Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
:rofl:

Glad to see I wasn't the only one more than mildly disturbed by Fenris's severe alcoholism.
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:icondnailing:
Dnailing Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
Ohh my holy cow!!!
THIS... the drwaings... the writing... it's perfekt
I totally LOVE your humor!!
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:iconlil-kyuketsuki:
Lil-kyuketsuki Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
OOh this is going to end badly....I'm crying from laughing so hard.
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:iconamaranthine-immortal:
Amaranthine-immortal Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The follow up comic was so great, that made me laugh so much. You are a genius. Everything makes sense now xD
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:iconninny9:
ninny9 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2012
LMFAO
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:iconjandwivey:
jandwivey Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
laughed... so... much!
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:iconxxcupidxstuntxx:
xxcupidxstuntxx Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
MAKER NO XD Oh dear, I hope brain bleach exists in their 'verse...

Also: The link is broken D:
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:iconmillibayley:
millibayley Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012
Ahh yeah, here's the updated link
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:iconxxcupidxstuntxx:
xxcupidxstuntxx Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012
Thank you~

Oh man poor Fenris xD
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:iconitami-ozanare:
Itami-Ozanare Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
I'm guessing your brother makes fugly characters to make it extra funny when everyone wants to have sex with them. I'd do it, but I have to look at the character too, so at least plain to attractive for me!

I'm sad that the link to your follow-up page is broken.
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:iconmurdelizer:
Murdelizer Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
This really made me laugh a lot! :D I'm tempted to make a Balorp-Hawke myself...!
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:iconmillibayley:
millibayley Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Do it! Just make sure you have the Black Emporium because he's honestly very terrifying and it's painful to get used to him :D
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:iconmurdelizer:
Murdelizer Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
:D i can imagine that... One of my characters in origins looked like a female balorp, i hated that bitch! :D
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:iconlillium32:
Lillium32 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
xDDDDDD oh my god my sides
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:iconcheshire-shadow:
Cheshire-Shadow Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
By the way, the link's broken.
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:iconcheshire-shadow:
Cheshire-Shadow Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
If he closed his mouth, he might be bearable to look at. |D
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:iconmillibayley:
millibayley Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
HMMMM. I doubt that hahahha!
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:iconcheshire-shadow:
Cheshire-Shadow Featured By Owner May 20, 2012
I said bearable. Not handsome. XD
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:iconminksndolphins:
MinksnDolphins Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2012
I laughed myself to tears in the span of five minutes before I reviewed, and I'm still giggling and the last line still kills me. *snickers*
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:iconlavandia:
Lavandia Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
hahaharr! you are a dragon age god!
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:iconlonesamuraifox:
LoneSamuraiFox Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
DIED.
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:iconveraliana:
Veraliana Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012
Hahaha XD This is great!
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:iconsorceressseren:
SorceressSeren Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I saw this and went "Wow, this looks interesting!"

Now I'm in a terrified laughing spasm.
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:iconxcnugget:
xcnugget Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
Every time I see this it makes me laugh hysterically. xD
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:iconmillibayley:
millibayley Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
Thanks very much~! I'm happy you like it!
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:icon0enigma13:
0Enigma13 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Student General Artist
The amount of alcohol it would take for me to get into bed with this guy would kill me LMAO XD
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:iconmillibayley:
millibayley Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012
Poor Balorp! 8C
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:icon0enigma13:
0Enigma13 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL
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:iconniuniente:
Niuniente Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011   Digital Artist
You have no idea how much this made me laugh! Even though I know nothing about Dragon Age 2 except some bits of Fenris, this still was the comic that saved my day and earned its place on my "the most amusing comics"-wall from my kitchen :---D
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:iconfyexceptionaldaart:
fyexceptionaldaart Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
Oh god. This should be an advertisement for teens who want to get drunk.
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:iconfyexceptionaldaart:
fyexceptionaldaart Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
Also, Balorp is a lucky man! If I were a man, even if I were heterosexual, I would still jump on that chance. Not many will come. Also, I fear very much the NSFW comic that comes after if it features Balorp naked. I think I might lose it.
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:iconfyexceptionaldaart:
fyexceptionaldaart Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
I keep coming back to this comic to stare at Fenris though. I wish he'd look like that at me ._.
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:iconshadow-clone:
Shadow-Clone Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This made me laugh so hard.... my sides are still hurting.
:XD:
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:iconputridprophet:
PutridProphet Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Student Filmographer
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OMFG
THIS
THIS IS PURE GOLD
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:iconioik:
Ioik Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011
It doesn't matter how many times I come back to this... I burst out laughing so hard I think I might suffocate.
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:iconmrnymblas:
MrNymblas Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Student Digital Artist
xD Amaigawd Hawke looks so hideous!
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:iconmillibayley:
millibayley Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011
Poor Balorp~! 8C
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:iconjadesfires:
jadesfires Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011   Writer
I don't know anything about this game or these characters but this little piece of sheer brilliance made me laugh hard anyway. Love it!
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